In this country American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate.

Toni Morrison (via uglygirlsclub)

(Source: black-culture, via fuckyeahfeminists)

am i in love or am i horny

(Source: gllob, via smokeweeedgethigh)

(Source: 0eightfive, via guernica322)

frickyeah1990s:

Roland Mesnier, who worked at the White House for 26 years beginning with the Carter administration, said when President Bill Clinton came into the White House in 1993, he had a “scary” appetite. 

“He could eat five or six pork chops.”  He recalls the episode of a strawberry cake he made one evening. Clinton devoured half of it all by himself, and the next morning he wanted more. ‘No one could find the cake,’ says Mesnier, who had a face-to-face with the distraught commander in chief. ‘Clinton was pounding on the table and shouting, “I want my goddamned cake.”’

god i love bill clinton

fckyeahbachelorettefrog:

whatever.

fuckyeahdementia:

Mrs. Doubtfire recut as a horror movie.

(Source: noctisprogeniei)

mojosodope178:

mary-jane-wanna:

OH…MY…GLOB 

i know you wanna smoke these lumps

mojosodope178:

mary-jane-wanna:

OH…MY…GLOB 

i know you wanna smoke these lumps

(Source: mass-convulsion, via gingerextraordinaire)

femmeasfuck:

banji-realness:

Yayoi Kusama is goddess actuality made manifest!

I love her. 

MY FUCKING IDOL

femmeasfuck:

banji-realness:

Yayoi Kusama is goddess actuality made manifest!

I love her. 

MY FUCKING IDOL

(Source: largecoin, via heinzvonstrudel)

padonja:

I don’t ask for anything else

ILL TAKE 5

padonja:

I don’t ask for anything else

ILL TAKE 5

(Source: givemetodrink, via thats-so-meme)

whoa HOTTIE ALERT

whoa HOTTIE ALERT

(via thethickness)

420-master-kush:

dank

Cupcakes and Vodka

I don’t even know what happened, but it was fucking great.